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Anonymous said: i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity

olivegarden:

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I know I’m a moody fuckface but you are my sun and stars baby🌞⭐️💕

I know I’m a moody fuckface but you are my sun and stars baby🌞⭐️💕

pearswhy:

explaining anxiety is the fucking worst because you feel like an idiot for being bothered by the things that bother you but it’s such an intense fear right at your core so you have to go through all of these other levels of yourself to try and get someone else to understand it

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outrageouswizardofnottingham:

Its horrible that we live in a world where this is happening

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dutchster:

"you bet your sweet ass!"
*bets ass*
*wins a million butts*
nice

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godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

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mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

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itslarsyouguys:

In Philadelphia, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘CHEESESTEAK EAGLES PRETZEL WATER ICE go Phils’ which roughly translates into “I’ll fucking kill yous guys.” I think that’s beautiful.

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